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This old books says it's wrong. But it's cool with boner pills.
I want more pictures of celebrity babies to look at.
All these women are using contraception, BUT NOT WITH ME!
We're trying to have a baby that isn't ugly.
I read an article in "Maxim" that said condoms don't feel no good!
Unfertilized eggs don't taste as good.
By giving zygotes legal rights, we can increase their scrabble value.
Santorum, "I can only climax if I think about the baby I'm putting in there.
Sweater vests are also a form of birth control.