A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
Frozen dinners laced with antidepressants
Caffeinated Scotch "Stay awake! Stay angry!"
Allergen-Free Baby Bell Jar "Allergies abhor a vacuum!"
Velveeta Lethargy Drink
Hot Air Balloon Hot Dogs "25% more whimsical than regular hot dogs!"
Teflon Mustard "Beard resistant!"
Stem Cell Packets to Repair Digestive Tract Damage Caused by Taco Bell "Fetally Fresh!"
Bottled Toilet Water "Finally! No more evacuating into disgusting tap water!"
Stem cells are the only cells not already in Taco Bell's food.