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2012 Headlines "Newsstand Closed. Print is dead.
Pedophiles: No One Likes 'Em, but You'll Read About 'Em.
New Terror Threat! Deep fried razor blades irresistible to nation of chunk-butts.
Mitt Romney Experiences an Emotion. Critics claim it was just gas.
Unobserved Celeb Marriage Both Doomed & Happy
Congressional Approval Now an Imaginary Number
Time Pope Issues Decree: "Call it 'Twenty-Twelve,' You Dum-Dums."
Triple Face Transplant!
"Campaign Obama" Released from White House Dungeon. "President Me did what?!," asked the indefinitely detained candidate.