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Enlighten: Asshole Enlightening Cream "Order Now!" 1-800-555-HOLE
"Do you suffer from an unsightly asshole?" Gary Wrechtom: Paid Spokesman
"I HATE THE GAYS, AND IMMIGRANTS, AND E'RYBODY THAT AIN'T LIKE ME!" "Yes."
"Then you need our patented 'Enlighten' asshole enlightening cream"
Not for use on: dicks, choads, twats, scrotes
"Simply slather it all over your asshole for instant results!"
Free Gift! Application wand
"Whatchu doin' woman?"
Moments later... "Gays should be able to get married all over the place!"
"My anger at immigrants was misplaced! I should have been pissed at the low wages they're paid!"
"I've wasted my life on hate and body spray!" "Thanks, 'Enlighten!'"
We should just put it in the water supply.