If you steampunk it so much, put a clock on it.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
Parental Devices "Babies: Not that smart!
Feeding Slingshot
Permanent Birth Certificate "Protect your child's presidential eligibility!"
Serious Bandz "Get a job."
Steampunk Breast Pump "Boob Elixir"
Air Stroller "Those land-babies are a buncha chumps!"
Comedy Nerd Primer "Andy Kaufman & Chris Elliot Deconstruct the Punchline"
Pedophile Deterrent "Retirement home for tiny olds"
Baby Monitor That Automatically Clogs Friends' Facebook Feeds "OMG!!! She pooped!"
Parental Devices "Babies: Not that smart!
Feeding Slingshot
Permanent Birth Certificate "Protect your child's presidential eligibility!"
Serious Bandz "Get a job."
Steampunk Breast Pump "Boob Elixir"
Air Stroller "Those land-babies are a buncha chumps!"
Comedy Nerd Primer "Andy Kaufman & Chris Elliot Deconstruct the Punchline"
Pedophile Deterrent "Retirement home for tiny olds"
Baby Monitor That Automatically Clogs Friends' Facebook Feeds "OMG!!! She pooped!"