I prefer the Webster secret passageway approach to home mobility.
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Filthy Rich Facts
They're hogging all the high-speed rail technology for their kids to get around their mansions "Silver Spoons" style.
They pay top dollar for egg donors because human caviar is their favorite food.
There's a Reagan shrine in each one of their homes.
They all have special remotes that let them fast forward through the pre-trailer commercials at the movies. (But they don't go to your poor-ass cineplex.)
They have key parties to swap off-shore safe deposit boxes.
They really give each other cars for Christmas. "Ostentatiously Yours."
A majority of them are unemployment blind.
Filthy Rich Facts
They're hogging all the high-speed rail technology for their kids to get around their mansions "Silver Spoons" style.
They pay top dollar for egg donors because human caviar is their favorite food.
There's a Reagan shrine in each one of their homes.
They all have special remotes that let them fast forward through the pre-trailer commercials at the movies. (But they don't go to your poor-ass cineplex.)
They have key parties to swap off-shore safe deposit boxes.
They really give each other cars for Christmas. "Ostentatiously Yours."
A majority of them are unemployment blind.