A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
Can-shaped cranberry sauce escorted by grandma's stale marshmallows
Celebrity DUI drivers "Blow me first!" Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen
Black Friday Debt Cloud
Whip out your man-tits for turduckens
Mayflower Monster Truck
Factory-farmed Frank and his buddy E. Coli
Perpetually running over Justin Bieber machine "THWUMP!"
Sagan Claus "Billions and billions of 'Ho-ho-ho's!"
It doesn't just land on Plymouth Rock, it fucks that rock up!