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Even More Recession Recipes
Continental Scamfast: 1) Find a nearby hotel. 2) Disguise* yourself as a tourist. *Disguise ideas: Fanny Pack, socks & sandals, fear of public transit.
Gummy Ramen: 1 part leftover Halloween candy. 2 parts Ramen. Mix with boiling water in a bowl, or an old boot for extra pathos.
Sliderizing: Conserve resources by serving everything in slider form. Cornish hen slider.
Robo-Lunch: Build a robot daughter and enroll her in a school lunch program. Don't forget to insulate her robo-guts to keep your food from spoiling!
Cocktail Tip: The alcohol content of your drinks should always match the unemployment rate. *Use the Effective Unemployment Rate if you want to get fucked-up.
Lou Dobbs Platter: 1) Place one cracker in the center of a plate. 2) Surround it with tacos.
All of these beat anything on TGI Friday's menu.