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In Search of...Bros
The American bro, or "brah," is a fascinating creature. My research has revealed a lot about these beasts.
The fossil record suggests that bros and douchebags share a common ancestor.
douchebags, bros, jocks, dudes, cartoonists, dorks, dweebs, nerds, retards, guys
The bros' diet of Hooters' wings, energy drinks, and light beer gives their tribal tattoos a healthy glow.
They communicate using the word "woo," high-fives, and MySpace comments.
But their most amazing attribute is their ability to un-gay anything simply by adding the "bro" prefix.
It's not a purse, it's a bro-bag!
I ain't gay. I just bro-blew that dude.
Next time on In Search of..., Hipster Douchebags.