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Mitt's List
!Warning!
This cartoon depicts indigenous nudity.
Having "suspended" his presidential campaign, Mitt Romney has recently been able to add some items to his to-do list.
To-do: Hate Gays. Kiss gun-nut ass. Dry clean magic underpants.
To-do: Give Tagg a real name.
Tagg, your new name is Toby.
To-do: Take acting classes, learn to simulate human emotion.
Please sir, I want some more...delegates.
To-do: Travel and pander to new, exotic cultures.
I have been an avid cannibal my entire life
Somebody should tell him we are neither cannibals nor nudists.
Ha ha ha! Lookit Mitt's dick!