I wrote this way back when Juicero first made the news for being an insanely expensive, DRM’d, yet easily hackable (squeezable) proprietary juice machine. The stupidity of Silicon Valley economics is an evergreen topic, so I saved this script for when I needed to do something in advance for vacation. […]

Silicon Valley CaveBro


Don Jr. isn’t very smart. The Russia stuff is important, but focusing on it exclusively lets non-involved Republicans like McConnell and Ryan off the hook for all the awful shit they’re doing during this circus. Read the comic on Patreon. Read the comic on GoComics.

Don Jr.’s Scheduled Scandals   Recently updated !



Become a patron and support this strip for as little as a dollar a month. Kris Kobach has a voter suppression fetish. I’d say it’s the only way Republicans can win elections, but the inept Democrats seem to be actively helping, too. If you’re too young to remember Domino’s Noid […]

The Voting Rights Noid


Become a patron for a buck a month and see this and every comic early. Republicans are spending their Fourth of July weekend trying to strip their fellow Americans of health insurance and vital Medicaid funding. I am going to eat hot dogs, because unlike them, I’m a patriotic citizen. […]

G.O.P. Triage



This is the monthly exclusive cartoon for $5+ patrons. Become one and see this comic today! Mark Zuckerberg is touring Iowa like an alien visiting another planet, or more likely, a future presidential candidate. I think billionaires should be taxed out of existence, but at the very least, they should […]

Mark Zuckerberg in Iowa


If you enjoy my work and can afford to, please consider supporting it on Patreon. Jeff Bezos is buying Whole Foods and now Amazon’s one step closer to becoming the kind of monopolistic mega-corporation previously only seen in the Robocop franchise. The days of antitrust laws are long gone, but […]

The Amazon Economy



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Hot Take Wave


Last week was supposed to be “Infrastructure Week” for the Trump Administration, but Comey and Jeremy Corbyn made sure no one gave a shit. And that’s just what Mitch McConnell wants, so he can rush through the Senate’s Obamacare repeal while people who have fun during the summer aren’t paying […]

The Privatized States of America